Lofty Agent Guide to AA prices 2004

[Agent X20]

Memo to :- Lofty
From :- Agent

Lofts...You still got any of that pink paint....???

Right, scrub York production, thats old hat....we need to be the St George of the die cast world and take on the Dragon...

General Hanskneesundbumpsidaizi's Focke.. Knights Cross edition......

.. and whilst were at it, next time we see Spock.. ply him with copious quantities of the 2 star Vino.. (Vin de Vinegar) and tape the conversation... publish and be damned...!!!

.. put it all together and we iz in business... this time next year...

Start saving the vino dregs..

Agent X20


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Awaits moderator....... Jaffa.....

[Sailor.]

You may be onto somezink mine heron, zat iz von of ze best colour schemes ve hav seen zo far. :cool:

[Lofty]

Agent ya let the cat outta the bag again!!!!! :mad:
How we gonna take on the might of C(CENS"H"ORED)C & Flying Ass Models if you'se keep on blabbing? :p

[minter]

perhaps they should have done them that colour,would have confused all those waist and tail gunners as they forgot to fire!

[Agent X20]

Agent ya let the cat outta the bag again!!!!! :mad:
How we gonna take on the might of C(CENS"H"ORED)C & Flying Ass Models if you'se keep on blabbing? :p

Sorry ol partner person but thought you were bored with the Yorks and well after your punishment this weekend (did she use the leather strap again..??.) for buying a rather overpriced torch, thought it best that you need something to concentrate on to stop you having these purchasing thoughts......

Does look like its been out in the sun a little too much...

Bet they are running scared at Dragon...!!!

C*C.. no competition.. :D :D :D .their's will be sold out by the end of this week.... Naturally if they have given HT-E the push and are going for the pink air race Mossie then we may have to instruct Shyster Grabbit and Overspray...

[spock1]

:D Agent,

You on the Vino de Calapso again ?????................ :confused:

[Agent X20]

Naw but be and me pardner gonna take you out for a glass or two of the Torry Canyon Vino.. get yer talking and publish...!! D Day spits will be a fiver by next week that sort of thing.. they do it in the papares so why cant we...? £25 a copy.. am sure we can come to some arrangement with you... yep.. good idea Lofty.. you can buy the wine Mr Spock... now aint that kind.... :D :D :D

[spock1]

:D Half price in the Pound Shop by Christmas ??? ............... :confused:

[Agent X20]

How can it be half price in the pound shop.. it would then be 50p..!!! ..illogical.. :D :D :D

[NeilD]

you even got Albert in on this 'pink' thing now ! :D

http://forum.airforces.info/showthread.php?t=32122

[Agent X20]

Thats where he's posting..!!

[spock1]

How can it be half price in the pound shop.. it would then be 50p..!!! ..illogical.. :D :D :D
:D Agent,
Half a s(quid) = 50p, nothing illogical in that, in fact quite the reverse!!..... :cool:

[Agent X20]

But then it would not be in the pound shop.... :confused:

[NeilD]

unless they were '2 for a pound'....??

[minter]

you will never see AAs in the pound shop...... will you?? :confused: hmmmm thats where the zeros end up ;)

[ascot]

minter

hmmmm thats where the zeros end up

You are not wrong there

Ascot :)

[Agent X20]

unless they were '2 for a pound'....??
Or three for the price of two......!! :D :D

[BSteinIPMS]

Well, here's the Americanized version of all the above:

I was in Wal-mart the other day and saw they had a sale on Pirate earrings: $2.00 for a pair.

Let's see now....that's about......a buck an ear..... :rolleyes:

[ascot]

Very good Bob...Keep em coming :D

Ascot :)

[Agent X20]

Dont start him off.. be the long john silver joke (again) next.....

[ascot]

Mmmm you right Agent...Bob quit while you are ahead :rolleyes:

Ascot :)

[Agent X20]

Just buy the book....

[BSteinIPMS]

I don't know the meaning of the word:

This horse walks into a pub and orders a beer.

The publican says "Say! Why the long face?"............

[Agent X20]

Why did we have to fight the Yankees for them to have Independence...?? If they had just told us jokes we woiuld have left them well alone..

[BSteinIPMS]

I have 11 books in my library on the 'American Revolution' written from the American perspective, 4 on the 'American War for Independence' written from the British perspective.

I've come away with the sense that, considering the way both sides waged war, the whole thing was a joke! :p

Which brings me back to.....

This termite walks into a pub and says "Hey! Where's the bar tender?"......

[ascot]

:D ..................... :D

[Lofty]

With "Jokes" like that Bob , No wonder i drink alcohol........... <hic> ;)

[Agent X20]

Save some for Spock... then we can publish... :D :D :D

[Albert Ross]

you even got Albert in on this 'pink' thing now ! :D

http://forum.airforces.info/showthread.php?t=32122


.....that's what the wife said?

[Lofty]

Information overload....<urgghh> :p

[raff]

Mein Liebbe verdamnt Englanders. Zo! You brink back mien memories of das gutt alte tagen Ja?
Vot fun ve had making das Yankee terror fliegerrs laugh ven zey saw das pinkischer 190! Das dumkofpten laugh so much sey could not aim and then Pouff! .. der Indianner is gerf..... d. Alluminium alles uber das platz!
Ein cunning plan nicht war? :cool:
raff

[Agent X20]

How about a Starfighter... F104... for you especially .....a G.. for German.... (Lofty alone would get that one..)

[raff]

Ach so! You English mit your sense of humour! In der 60's in Deutchland der popular song was from Butch Cassidy ...
"Lockheeds keep falling on mein kopf!"

von raff

[Agent X20]

Cheap way of divorcing the Hubby.. transfer to Starfighters..!!

[Lofty]

We need a plane for bombing , straffing,assault and battery,interception, ground support and reconnaisance....NOT just a fairweather FIGHTER!

[Agent X20]

Okay so there are one or two development costs... 160 lost 100 pilots killed... :eek:

[Lofty]

Surely you can't forecast development costs? Isn't that a trifle irregular?

[Agent X20]

.. G as in G for Germany...... :o

[Lofty]

We can illuminate it a little so that on dark days....

[Agent X20]

.. you can see the logo..... and dont let me catch you wearing make up.....

[plumstix]

What the french connection are you two jabbering about?? :confused:

[Agent X20]

.well okay.. if its subtle.......

[spock1]

What the french connection are you two jabbering about?? :confused:

:confused: Mr.Plumstix,

Its either Neddy Seagoon Rides Again or a reincarnation of The Muppets!!!...... least thats the best translation the Enterprise computers have come up with so far!!......... ;)

[Agent X20]

... hes fallen in the water.....

we are discussing the merits of the silver needles.... we need 700....!!

[Lofty]

250! 250 is all we can cope with!
My mother was the first person to fly the Atlantic in a Gas CO Glider a machine of my fathers invention....but he too was too much of an aeronautical inventor to fly it himself....so Mama took it..... :p

[Agent X20]

I had that as Gaseo... you need one of those Russian screwdrivers, a size 12...

I found I could balance a glass of beer on my oxygen mask, while I was flying it in a slow roll....

[Lofty]

Didn't you spill a little bit on the first roll?
I was able to juggle my eyeballs from one socket to another....

[Agent X20]

Yes. I could go into a loop, light a cigarette, peel a banana and thread a needle at twenty five thousand feet.

[minter]

whilst having a ..... no i wont say it :D

[Agent X20]

Go into a dive, do the three card trick, write my name backwards, catch a peanut in my mouth

A pretty nifty kite then..?

[Lofty]

MMmmmm not bad.....