Bouncer's latest victim... [Archive] - The Diecast Aviation Web Site and Forum

Red 2

6th February 2008, 19:16

Bouncer ( whose mere presence brings a feeling of impending doom, bit like an Apache swinging towards you....:D ) has struck again.:rolleyes:

This time the helpless aviation victim was my Bravo Delta Vulcan whose IFR probe is now without paint. Chewed it off, the little furry feline urban terrorist..:mad:

Probe is intact but I will have to repaint it. :eek:

A very long time since I was familiar with Humbrol paints.....can anyone point me in the direction of a product I can get from the likes of MZ in, ahem, Vulcan dark grey?:o

PS- This is probably the first in a long series of accident reports/model obituaries:LOL:

ACES

6th February 2008, 19:40

Choose a pot of paint which contains plenty of Lead, that should do the trick. :LOL:

no4mkit

6th February 2008, 19:43

Better yet, a trip wire and Claymores....;)

kevjb64

6th February 2008, 19:44

This time the helpless aviation victim was my Bravo Delta Vulcan whose IFR probe is now without paint. Chewed it off, the little furry feline urban terrorist..:mad:

Cannot believe how forgiving you are , I introduced a 3 strikes and its out rule with pets . Needless to say was able to get rid of the special ' pet hair ' hoover a few months later as well . :)

Red 2

6th February 2008, 19:48

Cannot believe how forgiving you are , I introduced a 3 strikes and its out rule with pets . Needless to say was able to get rid of the special ' pet hair ' hoover a few months later as well . :)

Tricky, very tricky, there are 2 others as well.:eek:

Have just reminded him that some countries would happily turn him into a Davy Crocket hat!:LOL:

Craig

6th February 2008, 20:52

Tricky, very tricky, there are 2 others as well.:eek:

Have just reminded him that some countries would happily turn him into a Davy Crocket hat!:LOL:

Yep, this is one!

"Oh come on Mr B, it's cat! They've even left the little tags on"!

:D

Martin Bull

7th February 2008, 07:25

Bouncer ( whose mere presence brings a feeling of impending doom, bit like an Apache swinging towards you....:D ) has struck again.:rolleyes:

All together now....

Ahhhhhhhh! Isn't he sweeeeet.......:)

rockape

7th February 2008, 08:33

I think a dose of lead poisoning is in order but not of the paint kind

david cotton

7th February 2008, 10:28

We need a photo of this monster.....:) .....come on Red2, let us see what the Die cast killer looks like :eek:

eismeer

7th February 2008, 11:30

I can see it now, Bouncer parading around Red2 Towers sporting his yellow flying vest and a dirty great cigar stuck in his mouth giving his best Galland impression:LOL:

Wolster

7th February 2008, 11:54

Cat's eyes Bouncer, the scurge of the Luftwaffe (and RAF, and USAAF!!)

:LOL:

Scottuk

7th February 2008, 14:11

Red2, if he decides to attack a Lancaster and destroys it, can I have the undercarriage doors, Corgi don't seem to be able to supply them properly:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

japadvan

7th February 2008, 16:19

Don't even mention pet damage, my 5 month old kitten, "Spitfire" forced down my US AWACS and swatted the detached port outer engine under the sofa. Last night he came off worse in a catfight and thats £55 at the vet, thank you so much!

Vet quipped "your Spitfire is battle damaged..........."

Regards,

Jap.

von hitchofen

7th February 2008, 17:48

Knights cross with Oak Leaves, Swords, Diamonds and Tin opener to Bouncer!

Martin Bull

7th February 2008, 17:56

Forum Cats unite.....!

http://s23.photobucket.com/albums/b380/jgfive/Aug017.jpg

Craig

7th February 2008, 18:24

Forum Cats unite.....!

http://s23.photobucket.com/albums/b380/jgfive/Aug017.jpg

That Mossie looks rather vulnerable.... :unsure:

Red 2

7th February 2008, 18:27

Red2, if he decides to attack a Lancaster and destroys it, can I have the undercarriage doors, Corgi don't seem to be able to supply them properly:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

Sorry, he has already taken out my 'Pathfinder' Lanc and the bits all went stateside...:D

Negotiations are ongoing with the feline demolition expert over his photographic fee!

Red 2

7th February 2008, 18:42

An exclusive shot of Bouncer in action....:eek: :eek:

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r47/atholforbes/Bouncer-Web.jpg

david cotton

7th February 2008, 19:22

So much damage from such a little cat :eek: ....my cat is 3 times the size of that....and he has only killed one B17 in 4 years. He did that when he was about 3 months old :(

Did you buy the carpet to match the cat......or is he wearing camoflarge :unsure:

kevjb64

7th February 2008, 19:40

So much damage from such a little cat :eek:

Did you buy the carpet to match the cat......or is he wearing camoflarge :unsure:

If thats a Delta wooden Vulcan he may be bigger than you think .:eek:

:D :D :D

FURBALL

7th February 2008, 20:54

Poor Bouncer, that Vulcan nose looks so tempting and chewable:eek: , whats a cat to do:unsure: ? Personaly anything by Grumman tastes good to me:D

Red 2

8th February 2008, 05:23

Bouncer replies:-

"Comrade Cotton Tiggie,

Call yourself a cat, bulk up man! Get some extra strong mice down you and practice knocking a few pens off tables. Get that sussed and it's showtime!

Start with a few gentle chews of the odd picture (Robert Taylor ones really tasty) and then move onto the 1/32s!! Talk about fun......lock n'load!

Try and find some hidden parcels and sit beside then crying as 'she who strikes fear into your master' walks past! Hilarious...just remember to look cute when 'she' is about!"

"Comrade Furball,

Yup, Grumman Hellcats are sooooo good..props are satisfyingly crunchy"
:eek: :(

http://www.smileygenerator.us/community/searchsmiley/a/animal_cat.gif

FURBALL

8th February 2008, 08:58

Been trying to access the pig shed where lots of good chewy planes reside;)
So far the defences have foiled me (barbed wire gets caught in my fur). So I will just have to wear 'them' down sleeping where I shouldn't, destroying the furniture and eating my prey in the middle of the kitchen floor.
Keep up the good work my fellow feline commrades:D

dilligafocau

8th February 2008, 09:48

Now that 'bouncer' is a bit of a celeb, he might require a 'makeover' :D

http://kittywigs.com/wigindex.html

http://kittywigs.com/wiglinkpink.gif

david cotton

8th February 2008, 13:34

Now that 'bouncer' is a bit of a celeb, he might require a 'makeover' :D

http://kittywigs.com/wigindex.html

http://kittywigs.com/wiglinkpink.gif

Did you say require a make over....or require a hooker :unsure:

japadvan

8th February 2008, 13:46

Worlds most expensive scratching post....our TV

Regards,

Jap and Spitfire

"Full Metal Cockpit"

8th February 2008, 18:16

Been trying to access the pig shed where lots of good chewy planes reside;)
:D

I thought Forum members like cats were inqusitive.
You have all missed this one :)

Graham

8th February 2008, 19:42

scott

9th February 2008, 17:15

Luckly the two cats that we have leave my air force alone and today Miller decided to watch BofB with me :LOL:
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n144/scottq2654/Photostosort117.jpg

Red 2

9th February 2008, 17:37

Miller is undoubtedly a cat with exceedingly good taste...feed him any model he wants!:LOL:

kevjb64

9th February 2008, 17:55

In the past I have always recommended this book to people who's feline's ahve destroyed models : -

http://www.amazon.com/101-Uses-Dead-Simon-Bond/dp/0517545160

:D

Red 2

9th February 2008, 17:59

In the past I have always recommended this book to people who's feline's ahve destroyed models : -

http://www.amazon.com/101-Uses-Dead-Simon-Bond/dp/0517545160

:D

Cruel, so cruel.:LOL:

Bouncer has a book...."101 Uses for a Dead Diecast"

Just need to know if Miller,the well trained BoB loving feline (and for whom anything is therefore forgivable!) can go "Taka taka taka" at the appropriate moment?:D

ZS-VAN

9th February 2008, 18:04

Good god you lot are soft out there:rolleyes: :rolleyes: , I was gutted when our moggy popped his clogs a couple of years ago; but if he'd done half the damage some of your cats have done he would have met his maker a ruddy site sooner.:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

Too right, don't fancy cats and the neighbourhood cats are freaking me out walking over my clean cars with wet and sandy paws. Had they been taking out my diecast, they'd be taken out, period.

Scottuk

9th February 2008, 18:20

Too right, don't fancy cats and the neighbourhood cats are freaking me out walking over my clean cars with wet and sandy paws. Had they been taking out my diecast, they'd be taken out, period.

I agree, just been out the front of the house and some cat has been digging up the rockery and using it as a toilet:mad:

scott

9th February 2008, 18:42

Cruel, so cruel.:LOL:

Bouncer has a book...."101 Uses for a Dead Diecast"

Just need to know if Miller,the well trained BoB loving feline (and for whom anything is therefore forgivable!) can go "Taka taka taka" at the appropriate moment?:D

I think just likes it when the planes shoot across the tv , he get abit board and wonders off when people are seen

ZS-VAN

9th February 2008, 18:51

I agree, just been out the front of the house and some cat has been digging up the rockery and using it as a toilet:mad:

Mrs. Van wants a sandbox for our boys but that is exactly my fear. One of my neighbours has had the SPCA remove some kittens camped in his yard. I may not be as sensitive. Since my dog is gone the cats cruise about like they own my place. One even came strolling though my house! Twice!

Red 2

9th February 2008, 19:11

I think just likes it when the planes shoot across the tv , he get abit board and wonders off when people are seen

Tsk...must train him to appreciate the gloroious Ms York:D

prune

10th February 2008, 17:30

R2, buy these as titbits for bouncer,then he might leave your models alone:LOL:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/CORGI-AVIATION-LARGE-MIXTURE-OF-SPARES_W0QQitemZ270208034378QQihZ017QQcategoryZ563 13QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Garethster

11th February 2008, 07:15

Gak! Coff! Wheeeeeeeeze.... alll these pictures of felines in this thread are giving me hives... I thought this was a bl00dy Die Cast forum not a Celebration of Moggy's....:eek:

david cotton

11th February 2008, 07:21

Gak! Coff! Wheeeeeeeeze.... alll these pictures of felines in this thread are giving me hives... I thought this was a bl00dy Die Cast forum not a Celebration of Moggy's....:eek:

Celebration is not a word I would use in a thead talking about Bouncer the cat.

The list of Diecast aircraft detroyed by the Moggy would be fearsom to read. I think he has at least 6 1/32 Aircraft marked on his victory coller.

In fact I think Red2 should give up a list of his kills todate. We can then work out the cost at RRP, at todays prices and then in a year. :eek:

Scottuk

11th February 2008, 08:12

Mrs. Van wants a sandbox for our boys but that is exactly my fear. One of my neighbours has had the SPCA remove some kittens camped in his yard. I may not be as sensitive. Since my dog is gone the cats cruise about like they own my place. One even came strolling though my house! Twice!

They only come near my house once if he's around:D (Off topic again but it evens up the kitty pics a bit).

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k44/Scottuk600/25.jpg

Agent X20

11th February 2008, 08:35

Does even the score somewhat, but in combat virtually useless... (well Retrievers were..... turning circle was pathetic, armament far too heavy and time to climb to about six feet....:eek:

On the point of no longer having any dogs and the pussy's having free reign of the Agent patch, there seems to be a lot more cats patrolling the area since we have gone on to a 2 week (wheelie) bin collection... more rodents about perchance... could just be a co-incidence..

Naw if the cats are about the mice and rats hopefully are not... so for the while, they are welcome.. as long as they dont start fighting over the territory at 4 am in the morning..:D

CFBC

16th February 2008, 06:44

Caught my scraggy cat the other day pondering on how to climb on the wall unit heding towards the diecast!

you can just see his thoughts! :unsure:

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j273/dljames/dljames2/013e1724.jpg

Oh Furball, if your free at the w/e's? :D

dilligafocau

16th February 2008, 07:11

Caught my scraggy cat the other day pondering on how to climb on the wall unit heding towards the diecast!

you can just see his thoughts! :unsure:

Oh Furball, if your free at the w/e's? :D

With a fur coat like that he could dust your collection as he goes about this business :eek:

Martin Bull

16th February 2008, 08:35

Still keeping one eye on this thread.....

http://s23.photobucket.com/albums/b380/jgfive/cat006.jpg

dilligafocau

16th February 2008, 09:13

Still keeping one eye on this thread.....

Im curious MB, did you buy the monitor to match the cat or 'tother way around ??http://www.themodelhangar.com/forum/images/smilies/29.gif

FURBALL

16th February 2008, 10:22

Did someone say diecast?:unsure: I don't think you have a scraggy pussy CFBC:)
I must get back to annoying 'them', then a bit of sleeping methinks:) .

CFBC

16th February 2008, 14:38

Still keeping one eye on this thread.....

http://s23.photobucket.com/albums/b380/jgfive/cat006.jpg

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: How the hell you bribe him to be up there MB? :D

minter

18th February 2008, 08:07

he doesnt, cats like warm places and theres a nice warm draft coming from the top of the computer :LOL:

david cotton

18th February 2008, 08:28

he doesnt, cats like warm places and theres a nice warm draft coming from the top of the computer :LOL:

So thats the face a cat makes when in gets a blow job :unsure: ....interesting :unsure:

dilligafocau

18th February 2008, 08:33

So thats the face a cat makes when in gets a blow job :unsure: ....interesting :unsure:

......or maybe this is ?????? :D

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff93/dilligafocau/furball.gif

minter

18th February 2008, 08:35

the wife stares at me like that sometimes

FURBALL

19th February 2008, 10:32

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff93/dilligafocau/furball.gif

I feel so violated:eek: It reminds me of the last time I went to the vet and had my temperature taken.;) :unsure:

david cotton

19th February 2008, 10:50

I feel so violated:eek: It reminds me of the last time I went to the vet and had my temperature taken.;) :unsure:

Then you realised, he had both hands on your shoulders, when he said he was putting the thermometer up :eek: